Saturday, 27 May 2017

Awkward Encounters no.1

Hey so this is the first post of my awkward encounters so well here goes:
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So once at a wedding and mind you this was brown wedding with millions of peoples. The bride hadn't arrived yet (at a certain function of a brown wedding the groom comes first and the bride arrives later) and the groom was sitting on the stage surrounded by a couple of people. My cousin was supposed to give the groom a bouquet of flowers but she's really shy so she asked me to carry the flowers to the stage and when we reached the stage she would take the flowers from me and hand it to the groom.
So I took the flowers and starting walking towards the stage. We reach the stage and I stop right in front of the groom. And everyone on the stage including the groom looks up at us expectantly. Now I'm just staring at my cousin and she's staring right back at me. It's like she got possessed by a devil and she'd forgotten everything, the little idiot. This goes for about one awkward minute with everyone just silently staring at each other. Finally my cousin reaches out her hands and I'm thankful that she'll take the flowers from me at last. I hold the flowers out to her and my cousin simply pushes me. Like straight up shoves me into the groom. I stumble and fall straight into the groom's lap. There's an awkward silent moment which seems like an eternity. During this the groom is staring down at me and I'm just staring up at him, our faces inches apart. The groom breaks the silence by bursting out in laughter. I immediately jump off and run out the hall. After this a lot of the people in the hall burst into laughter. I was so embarrassed  and this is definitely one of the most embarrassing moments of  my life thanks to my cousin. 

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So I've changed the header and the name of the blog from 'purple sparkles' to 'My Scattered Thoughts'. And I've changed it's theme or whatever so now my blog is finally how I want to be. I'm gonna start a series called 'Awkward Encounters' where in each segment I will narrate an oh-so-amazing awkward experience which happen to me wayyy  too often.

Wednesday, 24 May 2017

Eh

So I'm keeping my header/title? Thing cuz I dunno how to change it. But it's only temporary I'll change it as soon as I learn how to do it. Kay bye peace out

Love me not

Only one glance from you
That's all it takes to send my self control askew

Countless feelings towards you
Hoping you feel the same bout me too

No longer am I able to keep it in
Don't think of my confession as a sin

Stop me now if you must 
But please have a little trust 

So dear (insert name of your choice), hear me out 
Just listen to what this is all about 

Just three words for you 
I hate you ;)

I hope you kinda get shot
So do me a favor and love me not 
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Lol so I know this poem is rubbish and poetry isn't my strong point. Actually English ain't even my first language 

I'm back!!

Hello people staring at their screen. So I'm back and restarting my blog. Sorry that I was gone for 4-5 years lol. So all of my old posts were me back in my "I'm a Barbie girl" phase lol.